"Come see what's on TV! Oh, you missed it. Well, they have these pillows, but they are also animals, and you release a flap and it turns into a pillow from an animal. And they have a dolphin one that I want. You can go to www.pillowpets.com, it's only $19.99 plus shipping and handling. Can I get one...pleeeeeeeease?????"
"You remembered all that from a 30 second commercial?"
"Let me think about it...no. But good try, kid."