Around 3:00 this afternoon, I had a vision of myself at a self-help group:
Me [Standing in front of a room of people]: Hi, my name's Jenny.
Group [In Unison]: Hi Jenny!
Me: This afternoon I ate a whole box of Girl Scout cookies in one sitting.
Group: Oooo! So sorry.
Me: I resolve to NOT eat an entire box of Girl Scout cookies tomorrow.
Group [Various calls of encouragement]: Take it one day at a time. We're here to support you!
Me: Okay, maybe just one cookie...
Group: No! Don't do it!
And in case you are wondering, there are 1,125 calories in a box of Tag-a-longs.
My and my treadmill are going to be getting along famously tomorrow.