Keep in mind the girl is in 3rd grade. I don't remember doing schoolwork like this in 3rd grade.
She's spent several weeks researching her animal. When we were on our way to Boston a few weeks ago I had to review her first draft, and she's had a few more drafts since then. And then she had to pick one of eight different ways to add on a project about this same animal. Her project could have been a diorama, a collage, a poster, but no, she picks...the pillow.
Yes, one of the choices is to make a pillow, either in the shape of your chosen animal or with a picture of the animal on it.
Oh, did I tell you what her animal is that she's doing her report on? The giant squid.
Or, as any adult with my upbringing will think, the giant penis.
I tried to steer her into a different direction, something involving paper. But she had her heart set on a sewing project, because she was pretty sure not many people were going to do one, and she wanted hers to be different.
Yeah well, when I have to sew it for her, it will definitely be different! Especially considering that I don't own a sewing machine.
On Sunday Lindsey and I went to Michael's to get supplies, and her idea of a pillow was something made out of felt. Oh, sewing with felt, I think I can do that.
So she cut out the squid shape, used fabric glue to put it on the pillow, and used self-stick felt letters to write the name of the animal on it. We'll attach yarn as the tentacles after the pillow is complete, but first I had a job to do: sew the damn thing up.
After the kids went to bed one night I sat down with some TV, my sewing basket (yes I own one, thanks, mom) and the pillow case.
I had no idea that it was possible to sew pre-cut pieces of felt in such a way that you could make the edges NOT line up. Apparently it's possible. But when you turn the pillow case inside out, you can't tell. Now it'll be interesting to see how it looks once we stuff it.
It's a squid,dammit.