Naughty Turkeys

Lindsey: Mom, in school I learned that only the male turkeys gobble.

Mom: Is that right?

Lindsey: They gobble to get the female's attention, and if the females are interested they cluck back.

Mom: Oh, that's interesting.

Lindsey: My poor friend, she was gobbled at.

Pause.

Mom: What?

Lindsey: In class. This boy looked right at her and said, "Gobble gobble."

Mom: So...did she cluck back?

Lindsey: No.

Mom: Well good for her, she should play hard to get.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.