A priest walks into a bar and asks the bartender to pour him a stiff drink. The bartender can see the priest is troubled and says, "Father, what could possibly be weighing on you, a man of the cloth?"
The priest says, "Well, I can't really talk about it, you see the church frowns on it, but...well," and finally he blurts out, "I just had a fight with my boyfriend!"
The bartender, hiding his surprise, says, "I'm sorry to hear that, father. Why don't you tell me about it."
The priest says, "Well, my boyfriend called me a scoundrel and a pedophile."
The bartender says, "That's too bad. What did you tell him?"
The priest replies, "I said, 'Those are awfully big words for a 10-year-old.'"